I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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