i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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