Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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