You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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