Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How naked do you want me to be?
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