i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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