at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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