Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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