Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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