North Korea, Best Korea!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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