"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize