How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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