What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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