need another drink. this is the easiest way
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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