And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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