If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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