He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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