We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
There's always time for handjobs
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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