she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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