Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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