ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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