Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
