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wanna go halves on a baby?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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