my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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