...so i touched it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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