You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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