I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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