I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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