haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
