talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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