I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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