How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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