how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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