we're blogging at a bar
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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