can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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