VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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