so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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