im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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