Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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