The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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