Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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