my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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