No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have already put on my inside pants.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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