remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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