love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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