so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It was confusing and full of hummus
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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