you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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