What a fucking waste of an outfit
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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