me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She's the barista slut.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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