We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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