I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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