well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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