.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize