school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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