is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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