Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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