Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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