# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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